It has come to the attention of many people that the awesomeness rate in APG is dangerously high and if any more awesome people join APG, it may combust.

The reason for APG's high awesomeness rate is that at the centre of APG's core is a new element, which will soon my added to the periodic table, called Paulinium (Pnm for short). I like Bananas. Paulinium is a type of metal which, in heat, emits nuclear radiation which affects the brain and causes people to become gorgeous, awe-inspiring and just plain APG'ers.

This is the theory of aweomness. The reason it is still at theory is because some people think that the reason we are all awesome is because of how many nice people we have. I like to think it's a bit of both.

By CrAzY.LlaMa